这两天看古装大戏有感,对傻孩子说,我若生于古代,决计不会嫁给皇帝。
能让我爱的男人必定心无旁骛,而皇朝三暮四见异思迁,嫔妃见状不但不许堂而皇之地吃醋,还得装的乖巧和睦。
当皇帝的老婆还得会异口同声地谢恩谢罪含糊其辞,张口就来“臣妾等谢皇上隆恩”,“臣妾等祝皇上万福金安”,“臣妾等不胜惶恐”……就像成日里排练小合唱般全在一个节奏上也没有一人走调。凭我上政治课的经验,若是混在其中估计大多时候是只对口型不发声吧:D
最不能容忍的是生孩子是嫔妃争宠的最大利器,所谓母凭子贵。要平步青云不但得工于心计还须能生孩子“为皇族开枝散叶”。
总之嫁皇帝的差事太辛苦,像我这样好吃懒做情商不高又不愿意将此生奉献给孩子的人来说,还是和傻孩子斗智斗勇的日子听起来更舒坦令人向往些。:)
Want to be a better girl, for you...
Name: Zhuo
Sign: (Smart, indenpendent and free spirited) Aquarius
Hobby: Shopping, Karaoki singing, dancing, camping, BBQing
Collections: Jewelry, eye shadow, cartoon pictures, cool girlfriends
Attractiveness: too many to list ^_^
Weakness: not good with kids or animal, can never pass 50-meter dash test in PE class
Favorite food: Beef jerky, almost any type of fruits
Favorite fashion brand: Calvin Klein, Bebe, Aldo...
Dream: Make a TV program talking about different cultures while travelling around the world